You Are A: Kitten!

Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Like you, kittens hate getting wet. Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Groundhog
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a FrogWhat Cute Animal Are You?

stolen (a long time ago) from: Ramblings and Travels

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The lovely AWTM called to check on me today since she knew I was struggling with these papers so much (she's such a sweetie) and we got to talking about some soldier stuff...

It made me wonder, what kind of soldier would I be?

You scored as Officer. Officer, your the brass. The leader of the bunch. You have leadership qualities, or you have a really big ego. Most likely both. You know how to get things done, and don't care who you have to kill to get them done. Your a man/woman with a mission and to stand in your way means pain. You have gumption and intelligence to back it up. Hold the line!!! AND SOMEONE GET ME COFFEE!!! Officer 75% Engineer 69% Combat Infantry 63% Special Ops 63% Support Gunner 56% Medic 44% Artillery 31% Civilian 0% Which soldier type are you? created with QuizFarm.com

I'm 0% civilian... hehehe... nice...

H/T: Bou

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Which Food Network chef are you?
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ROCK ON! I love Paula Deen!!

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I have several labor day stories to tell but I'm not in much of a writing mood. So you're getting another quiz-like entry instead.

I first have to say however that I believe, The Job Predictor, (that I found via Boudicca) is rigged.

As my super fun blogger identity, I am meant to be a pole dancer...

As my real life identity, I am meant to be a professional tramp...

So either this job generator is trying to get some by convincing me that I'm easy, or I've been wasting a lot of time, effort, and money on all this edjumakation nonsense...

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You know, it's about damn time someone recognized me as the rightful leader of this country!

But what's with all these posers ahead of me? Whatever...here's the plan...
First I have to kill Eric, and then VW...and then all those other people in my way.... and then ... if I can avoid being framed for the mysterious disappearances of these imposters ... THE SEAT OF ULTIMATE POLITICAL WORLD DOMINATION WILL BE MINE!! MUHAHAHAHA!

How long will you have to wait? Check here ... but be forewarned... I'm one tough bitch to kill.

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You want to know about my favorite part of sleeping with a man?

(totally safe for work) more...

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1 Oh, that is so.... well, true, I suppose. And I so do not fart in my sleep!

Posted by: Ogre at August 18, 2005 10:33 AM (/k+l4)

2 My least favorite part of sleeping with a woman is when she gets all snuggly and I end up pinned against the wall and falling into that little crack between the bed and the wall.

Posted by: Telebush at August 18, 2005 12:32 PM (rKPyj)

3 I feel bad for all the girls who have to sleep next to a hairy back...... Oh and 100% agreement with Tele on falling off the bed.

Posted by: the Pirate at August 18, 2005 02:36 PM (SksyN)

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I have had a roller coaster of a weekend and I'm not sure I'm still the same person. I mean, what kind of ass-kicking, name-taking, un-apologizing princess does crafts?

I don't know what to tell you, folks... but I have paint brushes and plans... this could get a little strange...

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We needed a quiz to figure this out?

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?

(stolen from everyone...so I'm a lemming sometimes...deal...)

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SWEET! It's my favorite color and everything!

Your Mood Ring is Purple

Sensual Clear mind Purpose is known

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Ok, now we all know this test is flawed...I'm way weirder than this thing thinks I am!

You Are 20% Weird

Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself.

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You Are 89% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

I guess the remaining percent is the honorary Asian in me...

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I've always taken myself to appear rather innocent on the surface. I mean, I generally don't make a grand entrance when I walk into a room...I'm quiet and generally keep to myself...at first...

I really thought that at least someone was still playing along with the innocent act. Hehehe...not so much...I apparently lost it somewhere along the way.

Yesterday alone I heard...

..."I don't buy that innocent thing at all..."

..."Innocent? I don't think so...you've got that hint of decadence about you that just throws it all off..."

..."You have an innocent act?"

..."I must have missed that act..."

..."it's not a frequent act of yours..."

Well shit...if no one is buying it anymore...wonder what kind of trouble people expect me to get into instead...

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Meee-ow I'm awesome...come and get it boys!

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1 Well, I could have told you that without you taking the test. You have that look in your eyes.

Posted by: assrot at June 30, 2005 08:34 AM (ARCEn)

2 To quote a certain President of the United States, "Bring it on!" Seriously, you haven't HAD sex until you've had it with a desperately ugly man with massive self-esteem issues. I suppose that's why I scored the same way in the test. Oh, and did I mention that I give head like a retard? Women seem to like it, though. After a couple of minutes of my tongue, the young lady stops noticing my flailing limbs and the crash helmet my mom forces me to wear. As Pat O'Brien would say, "I'm just soooooo fuckin' HOT! Let's get together and just go crazy! Just. Go. Crazy." And yes, I am the sexiest man alive.

Posted by: skippystalin at June 30, 2005 10:18 AM (ruCNe)

3 Nice... now where did you say you lived again? And what time is our date this weekend?

Posted by: TheBisch at June 30, 2005 11:05 AM (M6pO8)

4 Yep. I knew that from looking at you. Just damn ! That's all I can say. I'm too old to cut the mustard anymore. Sorry, looks like it would be fun with you. :-)

Posted by: assrot at July 01, 2005 08:41 AM (ARCEn)

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I'll let you be the judge of this test's accuracy...

You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends. You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval.

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You know you want me...I'm Esmarelda...

You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Stolen from Sadie

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Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (60).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Not bad for a youngin...don'tcha think?

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You Were Actually Born Under:

Full of spunk, you are the original party animal. You bring fun, activity, and stimulation to any event. Self-control is not one of your strong points; you have been known to over indulge. Cheerful and energetic, you can turn the most boring thing into something fun. You are most compatible with a Rat or Dragon.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time. Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself. You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong. A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks. You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.

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... hello, Swift Kick Minions... Eric from SWG here... the lovely Miss Cat has asked me to handle the reins for a while as she enjoys a holiday...

.. I was wondering what y'all might like to see here... and then, it hit me like a freight train... you guys probably want to know what the REAL Princess is like... right?... well, having met her, I feel I might be able to shed a wee bit of light..

... for instance, while strolling through DC with her, I was truly impressed with her wit and intelligence.... guys, she's a real keeper... but she is also keen on military and political affairs... a very pleasant surprise... as we strolled the Mall, I couldn't help but imagine that when she finally starts commuting around DC, she'd love to have one of these babies... I think it'd suit her personality perfectly... oh, yeah...

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I couldn't pass up posting this. It made me laugh too hard not to.

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The question was posed to me recently...How am I able to be so in touch with my feelings and then describe them in such a logical, straightforward, uncomplicated manner?

At first I didn't know. After contemplating it, I have my dad to thank. All those talks we had when I was a kid helped me to be able to identify my emotions and generally pinpoint their source. It probably worked because he didn't give up until I could give him an answer and lying to my father was just something that I was not built to do. It wasn't a badgering kind of not giving up; it was more of a sympathetic, but persistent nudging. After a while I got better at expressing my emotions in a coherent and understandable way. I knew how I felt and he knew what I meant. The talks with dad got less dramatic in nature and my life felt less out of control. I grew up what I like to consider well adjusted.

So now we have today a Princess Cat that may not always feel like the world is on her side or that there is anything she can do about it...but a Princess Cat that can tell you the specific who/what/when/why/where/how of the situation without making a scene...usually...

Thanks, Dad...

Thanks, Dad...

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