September 08, 2006
I Want A Girl With Lips Like Morphine
If I had a girl with lips like morphine, then she could kiss away the pains of packing. I've used muscles I don't think girls are even supposed to have. Guess that goes against my chiropractor's advice not to lift anything over 40 pounds.
Tee Hee! But I've been hard at work all week and the house
finally feels "put away." It isn't completely done, but huge strides have been made. Three 30-gallon garbage bags worth of strides, in fact. More on this later ... more very exciting news on this later.
I don't anticipate being home much this weekend ... I've already got plans for the next 28 hour or so and I'll be seeing all of you DC residents at the Freedom Walk on Sunday night, right?
You've still got time to sign up to walk, you know ... just go here and then put your feet on the pavement to show you aren't willing to forget. There's no fundraising, just good ol' American togetherness.
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September 06, 2006
Freak On A Leash
I'm not too much of a Hollywood gossip hound but I can't help this weird creepy feeling I get looking at the new pictures of the Cruise-Holmes kid. There is just something ...
unnatural looking ... something is not right in this Vanity Fair picture.
Moms, can you put your finger on what it is?
Maybe its just the fact that he's got her in his jacket like a puppy or the fact that she looks sort of like the quizno's baby that "talks" in such freaky ways. I just don't know.
Decide for yourself. The pics are online here.
I think she looks odd.
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Odd that you bring up the point. My initial reaction upon seeing the face for the first time was "Damiana," or a female Damien from the Omen trilogy.
I have nothing to support that gut feeling except that Tom Cruise has thoroughly demonstrated his willingness, nay his EAGERness, to follow a false prophet.
What IS it about fame and riches that make ignorant egotists, specifically performers, believe that any sentient being could have the slightest interest in their limited, totally insular conception of reality?
Posted by: babalu at September 06, 2006 04:49 PM (2O9PF)
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I think the photos are retouched. Notice how there is not a hint of pink in the cheeks in the outside photos. Especially the cover where they look bundled up. You would think she would have a little pink in the cheeks. I think too, in photos, the babies pupils contract really tight from the flash, so the eyes have kind of an unreal, spacey look.
Posted by: Laurie at September 06, 2006 06:50 PM (gqNCk)
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She looks too old to be that young of a baby.
Posted by: Kelly at September 07, 2006 06:01 AM (U/Z2x)
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Babalu hit it on the head. My initial reaction was Damien from The Omen. She is scary looking. My daughter had a pretty nice head of hair at birth, but rubbed it all off within a month. Then she looked something like Ho Chi Min. Dat Cruise baby be unnatural.
Posted by: Uncalrry at September 07, 2006 11:24 AM (qI9or)
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Puts me in mind of those hideous Cabbage Patch Dolls from the 80s. Who'd have thunk that a creature as gorgeous as Katie could have produced such unusual-looking offspring.
Posted by: Groanin' Jock at September 13, 2006 03:50 PM (Ngmgl)
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September 05, 2006
You Know How Hard It Is For Me
To Shake The Disease
That Takes Hold of My Tongue
In Situations Like These
Pack-rat-icism:
1. The condition which allows one to believe the inner voice that says things such as (a) "I totally have a use for this," (b) "I forgot I had this, I should use it," (c) "Oh, I remember when I got this ... it is good to remember with these things"
2. The act of hoarding items that may be of use or memory later in life
Sample Sentence:
I am drowning in stuff due to my terrible packraticism.
So, is there medication for this disease yet? Cuz I could seriously use some right now.
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You forgot
1 (d). "I might have a need for this one day, so I better keep it because I sure don't want to have to buy another one some day, even if it only costs 12 cents."
Posted by: Ogre at September 05, 2006 10:55 AM (oifEm)
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I dunno, but if you get any leads, you gotta share! Okay? Please?
Posted by: jck at September 05, 2006 07:54 PM (DXAp+)
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just buy a bigger house...
oh... sorry...
Posted by: RSM at September 05, 2006 08:32 PM (hz+BK)
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Read the comments here http://wannapullmyfinger.blogspot.com/2006/08/moving-sucks-part-1.html to see others with this disease. It's fricken funny!
Posted by: Sissy at September 05, 2006 10:39 PM (4Tqbz)
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