I cook - the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, right?

I clean - mustnÂ’t let a suitor see the sty til he's signed the dotted line...

I even entertain - happy friends & family a more pleasant toy makes...

I scamper upstairs and...he wants to check his e-mail?!?

Needless to say, he was escorted to the door, my bed remains empty, and I am unfortunately, rather bitter. Not to mention wholly unsatisfied...

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1 in this case, actually, no. What a butthead.

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 21, 2005 03:18 AM (jPXwX)

2 Ha! Man I've made some bonehead moves in my life, but that takes a the cake.

Posted by: the Pirate at September 21, 2005 09:58 AM (SksyN)

3 ... ouch... he ain't worth the trouble, sis...

Posted by: Eric at September 21, 2005 10:22 AM (uHA2j)

4 What in the hell was he thinking?

Posted by: elliott at September 21, 2005 12:46 PM (XlQVK)

5 echo those wise sages above, complete dimwitted dumbass...you can and will do much better, mon cherie

Posted by: shoe at September 21, 2005 01:39 PM (qh00V)

6 Oh, and that sideways thing? Try it when you get a chance. Awesome.

Posted by: elliott at September 21, 2005 01:53 PM (XlQVK)

7 "Hey, nice bedroom...is that a computer? Hey, move your bra out of the way, I need to check my email..." ROFL.

Posted by: Ogre at September 21, 2005 02:14 PM (/k+l4)

8 I must say I'm completely at a loss for words re: this post. Obviously a poor representative of his sex. OTOH, I can't imagine what kind of google hits you're going to get from that headline.

Posted by: bryan at September 21, 2005 02:14 PM (V9inq)

9 Actually, the way to a man's heart is a few inches lower than the stomach. Sorry to hear about the disappointment.

Posted by: Scott at September 21, 2005 04:56 PM (eqlJ3)

10 Yeah...I've been there. I sympathize.

Posted by: Dorothy at September 21, 2005 06:46 PM (eFoAe)

11 Fuck him Cat. He ain't worth your time. Your a fine babe. Take your time and wait for someone that treats you like one. One will come around sooner or later.

Posted by: assrot at September 21, 2005 06:59 PM (PiVxN)

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I was inspired by this post over at The Cheese Stands Alone and feel it is ok now... no, I feel I have an obligation now to admit one of my deep, dark, horrible secrets...

Hi, I'm Princess Cat and I am a reality TV addict.

Not the Survivor kind or the Fear Factor kind... the Real World, The Apprentice, the Punk'd, and the Hell's Kitchen kind...

And my newest addiction is A&E's Inked.

It is a reality series that follows the shenanigans of a high end, Las Vegas based tattoo shop (started by Hart of motocross fame) and its employees that just keeps me fucking entertained. The smile does not leave my face for a full 30 minutes (minus commercials cuz those blow) Why? Soothes the inner goof, I suppose...

Give it a try - Wed, 9p EST/PST or hit me up and I'll email you an episode.

Yes, I said I could e-mail an episode. I don't get home from class in time to watch it so I have my computer record it for me. I already told you I was an addict... what more do you want?

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1 Back at ya. Thanks.

Posted by: elliott at September 16, 2005 02:46 PM (XlQVK)

2 From one Reality TC addict to another: PLEASE don't tempt me with a new show Isn't it enough that I have to admit to watching Whitney & Bobby (on crack), Nanny 911 (while I was naughty) and Fear Factor (while eating pig uterus) ARGGHHHHHH!

Posted by: scoop at September 18, 2005 11:16 AM (dNLO6)

3 The only reality tv I can stomach is the extreme makeover home edition and American Chopper.

Posted by: bryan at September 19, 2005 07:06 AM (uWAIp)

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McGill University Health Centre in Canada is using Botox to treat excessive drooling in young children. I don't have children myself but I'm really not so comfortable with this...

I understand that some of these children are literally drowning in their own saliva but Botox? Aren't there some pretty significant risks to Botox users?

Check out the story and decide for yourself. Maybe I'm just one of those curmudgeons all averse to change and stuff...

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