1 Good grief sweetie. Buy some shoes that are more comfortable. Did mom never tell you that high heels and dress shoes are not made for walking in. High heels were invented by a man because when women wear them it tightens the muscles in your legs and ass giving the man behind you a most beautiful view. High heels are for making your ass and legs look good not for walking in. :-) Buy some nice walking shoes if you are going to be walking alot. That way your feet won't hurt and you won't be displaying your fine deriere to all those men walking behind you.

2 Hey! Speak for yourself!

3 Oh you have to get Dr. Scholl's blister blockers and/or BandAid brand blister treatment. These flesh-colored stick-on patches prevent (and treat) blisters/bleeding. I highly recommend them. I wear them with hiking boots and when I would actually go out clubbing in sexy boots.

4 heh, that soooo sounds like the relationship I have with shoes. Hope the feet have healed up.

5 Just like a new man in your life - break in period. Do it at home. Once they're [he's] broken in, then you can go out in public.

6 WTF kind of shoes were you wearing, shoes made out of razor blades?

7 Hey, hey baby. What's cookin'? I always worry when you don't blog for awhile. Are you okay. Did you get you some new and comfortable shoes? Hope I didn't add to your phobias with the comment about men checking out your backside. Have a nice night. :-) Joe