I was watching a really funny ... but strange ... movie tonight about a completely dysfunctional family that gets together for a funeral. One of the characters said the following line about her sister's lesbian wedding:

"It just won't work. Everyone knows that the only gay relationships that last are between people of the same height..."

Errr.... Whiskey . Tango . Foxtrot ?!? Over...

How the hell did that even make sense in her head? Like the similar height somehow better fascilitates lesbian hanky panky than it would between a pair of hot and sweaty straight people?

I just don't know...

And I don't about you, but the mental images from playing these scenarios out in my head has left me a tad hot and a smidge frustrated.

It's been a strange day...

Posted by: Princess Cat at 09:31 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 "left me a tad hot and a smidge frustrated." Damn.

Posted by: dick at October 24, 2005 06:19 PM (XlQVK)

2

Posted by: elliott at October 24, 2005 06:21 PM (XlQVK)

3 ... oh, my... well, hang in there, sis... the weekend is a'comin'.....

Posted by: Eric at October 24, 2005 10:54 PM (uHA2j)

4 Height has nothing to do with it. It's all about torso-length. Legs are irrelevant.

Posted by: Harvey at October 25, 2005 05:52 PM (ubhj8)

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