December 05, 2005

On *gasp* Snow

Yes, the first snow of the season has arrived. *grump* And thus marks the period of the year where I will now leave my house if and only if (and/or when) I am forced to do so.

*pout*

Why can't the snow just keep the hell away from me?! If I wanted to see snow, I'd have opened a photo album. If I wanted to experience snow, I'd have gotten on a plane and gone to where it is supposed to snow. It is not supposed to snow within a 10 mile radius of me... ever... regardless of where I stupidly moved to pursue this damn career of mine... unless I have expressedly told the weather otherwise, in writing, in triplicate, 45 days in advance....

Yeah, yeah, snow is a wonderful, life sustaining beauty we have been blessed with. Fine, I'll give you most of that. Lord knows my beloved Southern California would be even more screwed on its water situation if we didn't have snow...

...But it's violating the restraining order ... *whine*

Posted by: Princess Cat at 08:15 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Buck up, little missy. It's only snow. Come up with some great similes for it... Snow is like a walrus with a cleft palate. Snow is like iced tea on a can of green beans. See? my writing sucks, but yours could be so much better.

Posted by: RSM at December 05, 2005 09:14 PM (KLCgV)

2 seriously, what rsm said. brilliant i love snow. we never get the blizzard crazy stop everything snow down here, but a light dusting causes everyone to freak like circus monkeys. maybe you could transfer your sassy ass to texas? just a thought

Posted by: shoe at December 06, 2005 12:04 AM (0TT0z)

3 Relax, it could be worse. I don't know how, but it could be.... Maybe the daytime high dips to 65 or so....thats pretty tragic.

Posted by: the Pirate at December 06, 2005 12:31 AM (Rg0+S)

4 ick, snow, blech....ick brrrr.........ick...hate being cold, I hate having cold fingers and toes. Poor Cat....ick ick ick,....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at December 06, 2005 10:23 AM (ODBak)

5 Apparently you've forgotten the forms you filled out exactly 45 days ago? How much did you have to drink that night?

Posted by: Ogre at December 06, 2005 11:03 AM (/k+l4)

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