September 21, 2005

Well Fuck Me Sideways...

I cook - the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, right?

I clean - mustnÂ’t let a suitor see the sty til he's signed the dotted line...

I even entertain - happy friends & family a more pleasant toy makes...

I scamper upstairs and...he wants to check his e-mail?!?


Needless to say, he was escorted to the door, my bed remains empty, and I am unfortunately, rather bitter. Not to mention wholly unsatisfied...

Posted by: Princess Cat at 12:55 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 in this case, actually, no. What a butthead.

Posted by: caltechgirl at September 21, 2005 03:18 AM (jPXwX)

2 Ha! Man I've made some bonehead moves in my life, but that takes a the cake.

Posted by: the Pirate at September 21, 2005 09:58 AM (SksyN)

3 ... ouch... he ain't worth the trouble, sis...

Posted by: Eric at September 21, 2005 10:22 AM (uHA2j)

4 What in the hell was he thinking?

Posted by: elliott at September 21, 2005 12:46 PM (XlQVK)

5 echo those wise sages above, complete dimwitted dumbass...you can and will do much better, mon cherie

Posted by: shoe at September 21, 2005 01:39 PM (qh00V)

6 Oh, and that sideways thing? Try it when you get a chance. Awesome.

Posted by: elliott at September 21, 2005 01:53 PM (XlQVK)

7 "Hey, nice bedroom...is that a computer? Hey, move your bra out of the way, I need to check my email..." ROFL.

Posted by: Ogre at September 21, 2005 02:14 PM (/k+l4)

8 I must say I'm completely at a loss for words re: this post. Obviously a poor representative of his sex. OTOH, I can't imagine what kind of google hits you're going to get from that headline.

Posted by: bryan at September 21, 2005 02:14 PM (V9inq)

9 Actually, the way to a man's heart is a few inches lower than the stomach. Sorry to hear about the disappointment.

Posted by: Scott at September 21, 2005 04:56 PM (eqlJ3)

10 Yeah...I've been there. I sympathize.

Posted by: Dorothy at September 21, 2005 06:46 PM (eFoAe)

11 Fuck him Cat. He ain't worth your time. Your a fine babe. Take your time and wait for someone that treats you like one. One will come around sooner or later.

Posted by: assrot at September 21, 2005 06:59 PM (PiVxN)

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